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Heterosexual Life Partners (Mikasa + Reader) AU

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We are heterosexual life partners

“I am here, my darling!” you smiled as you walked over to Mikasa for your group lunch break. Plus two new people, but you’ll get to them later.

Mikasa looked over her shoulder with her usual placid expression, but gave a small smile while you gave her a brief hug from behind.

“Hello,(Name).” she greeted back patting your arm lightly, she was already eating lunch since she got out of class minutes earlier than you.

“Hey,(Name).” greeted Armin.

“Yo.” Eren gave a short wave.

Grabbing your seat in the booth you said your hellos to the two boys before placing your attention to the new addition of the group.

“So it seems that we have two new converts to our illustrious gang.” You smiled looking at them.

“Yes!” Armin pipied up and motioned to a brunette with freckles spotting on his cheek and nose. “This is Marco, from my sociology class. And his friend Jean.” He nodded his head to a dirty blonde guy with narrow amber eyes and slightly equine facial structure.

“And this is (Name), our friend.” Armin introduced.

“Friend. Confidant. Bosom Buddy. Amigo. Pal. Homeslice. Gal. Compardre. The luminous light upon their weary world.” (Name) finished, with a half-smile and chuckle.

“Chum, mate, and connate would probably be a good addition to that resume. Anyways, it’s nice to meet you.” Marco smiled.

“…You.” You squinted one eye and pointed at him. “I like you and your face.” You then smiled.

“Ah, thank you…?” Marco continued to smile, though a bit more puzzled.

“Are you typically,” Jean started with a perplexed expression,”…this?” he motioned to all of you.

“Charming? Sociable? Questionable social skills? Yes.” (Name) answered.

“Don’t worry about it,” Mikasa added in, not looking away from her food, “(Name) is off-putting but otherwise very nice.”

“You’re too kind, Mikasa.” (Name) smiled brightly leaning her head against hers. Then looked down at her packed lunch. “Kind enough to let me partake in some donburi~?”

The raven haired girl glanced over at her dear gal pal, without saying much grabbed a generous amount of doburi and rice with her chopsticks and held it up for (Name) to take a bit.

“Yes!” (Name) cheered and quickly at the bite.

Eren and Armin didn’t think much on it, it was pretty much normal.

Marco briefly wondered, but otherwise left it alone.

 Jean, however, looked on with wide eyes, and slightly agape mouth.

Throughout the lunch break he had been trying his hardest to flirt with Mikasa. But she was pretty much impossible with persuade. Never even bothering looking his way. 

However with the way that she and (Name) interacted it all made sense.

“A-Are you two...ya know? Together?” he looked down and coughed in his hand.

Mikasa and (Name) looked at each other. Their eyes locked in an enigmatic conversation of eye movements and seemingly telepathic communication.

They finally seemed to agree on an answer, within just 2 seconds of eye contact, and looked at Jean.

Name spoke for the both of them,

“Yes. Though that question was pretty vague.” She looked pensively into the distance. “Because what is “Together”? Physically speaking we are sitting right next to each other, meaning we are together in the same general space. Many experiences we have shared together, forging a tight-bond connection. Emotionally we understand and feel deeply about each other, another way of togetherness. However I’m not just together with Mikasa. I’m also together with Eren, and Armin. And even though to a much lesser extend with you, and Marco.” You smiled fondly and clasped your hands together then whispered with conviction. “Togetherness.”

“…” Jean stared on with a lost, and confused look. Not sure what just happened and what she just explained.

Marco nodded in agreement, and looked at Jean, “She does make a good point.”

“What point?!”

“The metaphysical concept of Together, Jean. It’s significance in society and its various forms.”

“Are you taking Philosophy then?” Marco continued the conversation.

“Yeah! It’s just a requirement course but I really enjoy it!”

“Who’s your lecturer? I’m thinking about taking it next semester.”

“Oh, it’s…” (Name)’s voice faded out of Jean’s hearing.

He rested his head in his hands.

She completely side-stepped my question! And! And did she just mind-fuck me?!

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“It was nice to get to know you, guys! Hope to catch you around.” (Name) bid her farewells to Jean and Marco.

“And I’ll see you and Armin, later for Physics!”

“Goodbye.” Mikasa stood beside her and curtly bowed her head to them.

“Let’s be off, my darling!” You motioned to start going to you guy’s destination.

While they climbed the flight of stairs to reach their English class, You finally spoke up,

“So what was up with that look on your face when we were doing our telepathy thing?”

“Look? On my face?” Mikasa pointed to her stony composure.

“Well more like your eyes,” You widened your eyes and wavered in a panicked manner.

“It’s like you were screaming “Help me!’ ‘Liiiieeeeeeee!’.” then went back to your default expression. “That’s what it looked like.”

“What’shisface, Jean, kept hitting on me before you met us for lunch. I was ready to punch him in the face, but then I remembered the student conduct rule.” She answered.

“Ahh~” you hummed in understanding. “It would have taken to much explaining if I just said that we are heterosexual life partners. Most guys are dumb when it comes to non-sexual relationships. Bless their hearts, pheh.” You sighed lamentably with a shake of your head.

“I’m not sure why Jean asked. I get this vibe between him and Marco, like ‘They’ve totally experimented with each other and had a gay moment during camp one summer” vibe.”

“Oh, thank goodness I wasn’t the only one feeling that.” Mikasa said with soft relief.

“I’d ship that.” (Name) half-smirked as they reached the door to their class, she opened it and held it for Mikasa to go in first. They continued to their spots and sat down next to each other.

“Anyways, no matter what happens.” (Name) rested her hand on Mikasa’s shoulder. “If you ever need me to be your lesbian partner, I will bear that duty, Mikasa, and do a damn good job at it too.”

“Thank you,(Name). I’m glad that we're the kind of best friends that people think that we are in a homosexual relationship together.” Mikasa bowed her head in gratitude and smiled lightly.

“Heterosexual soul mates! Forevah~!” cheered (Name).

Based on my own experiances with my best friend of nearly 7 years. Happy Happy..Onion 
May people forever think we are actually a lesbian couple. It really helps, especially when out late in the clubs or lounges and creep dudes are all up on your grill. Or just creepy dudes in general.
Llama Emoji 33 (Down or Depressed) [V2] 

The term heterosexual life partner/ soulmate is what it sounds like. Two best friends who DO NOT have a Romantic/Sexual relationship with each other but they still feel like the other is a part of them and gives them a sense of emotional completion. Otherwise known as PHILIA.
It's truely a beautiful thing.

Mikasa, you are forever MAJESTIC~! Muajajaja..How funny..Onion 

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2235emily's avatar
This is actually me and one of my friends
When ever someone unwanted flirts with one of us, we just pretend to be lesbians.